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==The Ground Rules==
 
==The Ground Rules==
*You are pre-frosh. Do not talk endlessly about things you know nothing about (like the [[Core Curriculum|Core]], or [[Columbia-Barnard relationship|Barnard]], or [[CC-SEAS relationship|SEAS]]). Read WikiCU religiously. And even then, respect your elders.
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*You are pre-frosh. Do not talk endlessly about things you know nothing about (like the [[Core Curriculum|Core]], or [[Columbia-Barnard relationship|Barnard]], or [[CC-SEAS relationship|SEAS]]). Read [[WikiCU]] religiously. And even then, respect your elders.
*RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. We are the reason why you:
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*''Respect your elders.'' We are the reason why you:
 
**Get into [[athletics]] games for free.  
 
**Get into [[athletics]] games for free.  
 
**Why [[JJ's Place]] is open until 4 am
 
**Why [[JJ's Place]] is open until 4 am
**...[[Lerner]] til 3
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**...[[Lerner]] til 3.
**...and [[Butler]] 'round the clock.  
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**...and [[Butler]] 'round the clock.
**Why you can drink at [[Baker Field]].  
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**Why you can drink at [[Baker Field]].
 
**Why you'll have a better pass-fail option.
 
**Why you'll have a better pass-fail option.
**Why apparently Frontiers of Science is freakin' OPTIONAL. (???)
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**Why apparently [[Frontiers of Science]] is freakin' optional!?
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Everything you enjoy has come from the blood, sweat, and tears of your predecessors. When they bitch you out for being [[prefrosh]], it's because they've earned the right. It's part of the acceptance hazing process at Columbia. We'll learn to love you. Eventually.
 
Everything you enjoy has come from the blood, sweat, and tears of your predecessors. When they bitch you out for being [[prefrosh]], it's because they've earned the right. It's part of the acceptance hazing process at Columbia. We'll learn to love you. Eventually.
*Please drop the "We are/are gonna be the most amazing class ever!" comments. Share them among yourselves. Don't post them on [[The Bwog]]. Jaded upperclassmen WILL bite.
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*Please drop the "We are/are gonna be the most amazing class ever!" comments. Share them among yourselves. Don't post them on [[The Bwog]]. Jaded upperclassmen ''will'' bite.
*Do not cop an attitude about attending Columbia College like you're better than [[CC-SEAS Relationship|SEAS]] or [[Columbia-Barnard Relationship|Barnard]]. No, really. It's pointless, naive, and childish. And it makes you look insecure. Both you and your [[SEAS]] classmates are going to end up working in i-banking anyway.
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*Do not cop an attitude about attending Columbia College like you're better than [[CC-SEAS Relationship|SEAS]] or [[Columbia-Barnard Relationship|Barnard]]. No, really. It's pointless, naive, and childish. And it makes you look insecure. Both you and your [[SEAS]] classmates are going to end up working in [[i-banking]] anyway.
 
*Ask questions. We'll be happy to answer. Don't make statements. We will belittle you.
 
*Ask questions. We'll be happy to answer. Don't make statements. We will belittle you.
  
 
[[Category:Prefrosh]]
 
[[Category:Prefrosh]]

Revision as of 15:21, 19 April 2007

Warning: You probably shouldn't take too much of this too seriously!

The Ground Rules

  • You are pre-frosh. Do not talk endlessly about things you know nothing about (like the Core, or Barnard, or SEAS). Read WikiCU religiously. And even then, respect your elders.
  • Respect your elders. We are the reason why you:

Everything you enjoy has come from the blood, sweat, and tears of your predecessors. When they bitch you out for being prefrosh, it's because they've earned the right. It's part of the acceptance hazing process at Columbia. We'll learn to love you. Eventually.

  • Please drop the "We are/are gonna be the most amazing class ever!" comments. Share them among yourselves. Don't post them on The Bwog. Jaded upperclassmen will bite.
  • Do not cop an attitude about attending Columbia College like you're better than SEAS or Barnard. No, really. It's pointless, naive, and childish. And it makes you look insecure. Both you and your SEAS classmates are going to end up working in i-banking anyway.
  • Ask questions. We'll be happy to answer. Don't make statements. We will belittle you.