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What one has when, after being in Butler Library for too long, one's threshold for attractiveness in the opposite gender is decreased dramatically. Such a person is known as "having Butler goggles".
Definition from Bwog: the skewing of perception and slipping standards of beauty that result from hours of studying.
Symptoms include:
- staring at those whom you wouldn't even glance at normally
- an abnormal desire to hook up in the stacks
- increased masturbation to Facebook pictures... and to people right in front of you. Creeps.
- increased overall horniness during times of stress, such as finals week, etc.
