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What one has when, after being in [[Butler Library]] for too long, one's threshold for attractiveness in the opposite gender is decreased dramatically. Such a person is known as "having Butler goggles".
 
What one has when, after being in [[Butler Library]] for too long, one's threshold for attractiveness in the opposite gender is decreased dramatically. Such a person is known as "having Butler goggles".
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Definition from [[Bwog]]: the skewing of perception and slipping standards of beauty that result from hours of studying.
  
 
Symptoms include:
 
Symptoms include:
 
* staring at those whom you wouldn't even glance at normally
 
* staring at those whom you wouldn't even glance at normally
 
* an abnormal desire to hook up in the stacks
 
* an abnormal desire to hook up in the stacks
* increased masturbation to Facebook pictures.
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* increased masturbation to Facebook pictures... and to people right in front of you. Creeps.
* overall horniness
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* increased overall horniness during times of stress, such as finals week, etc.
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== See also ==
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* [[Butler sex]]
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== External links ==
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* [http://bwog.com/2010/09/01/the-definitive-guide-to-butler-sex-2/ The Blue and White: The Definitive Guide to Butler Sex]
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[[Category:Butler Library]]

Latest revision as of 12:17, 15 June 2013

What one has when, after being in Butler Library for too long, one's threshold for attractiveness in the opposite gender is decreased dramatically. Such a person is known as "having Butler goggles".

Definition from Bwog: the skewing of perception and slipping standards of beauty that result from hours of studying.

Symptoms include:

  • staring at those whom you wouldn't even glance at normally
  • an abnormal desire to hook up in the stacks
  • increased masturbation to Facebook pictures... and to people right in front of you. Creeps.
  • increased overall horniness during times of stress, such as finals week, etc.

See also

External links

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