Butler goggles

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* an abnormal desire to hook up in the stacks
 
* an abnormal desire to hook up in the stacks
 
* increased masturbation to Facebook pictures
 
* increased masturbation to Facebook pictures
* overall horniness
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* increased overall horniness during times of stress, such as finals week, etc.

Revision as of 13:25, 5 May 2007

What one has when, after being in Butler Library for too long, one's threshold for attractiveness in the opposite gender is decreased dramatically. Such a person is known as "having Butler goggles".

Symptoms include:

  • staring at those whom you wouldn't even glance at normally
  • an abnormal desire to hook up in the stacks
  • increased masturbation to Facebook pictures
  • increased overall horniness during times of stress, such as finals week, etc.
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