Butler goggles

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* staring at those whom you wouldn't even glance at normally
 
* staring at those whom you wouldn't even glance at normally
 
* an abnormal desire to hook up in the stacks
 
* an abnormal desire to hook up in the stacks
* increased masturbation to Facebook pictures
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* increased masturbation to Facebook pictures... and to people right in front of you. Creeps.
 
* increased overall horniness during times of stress, such as finals week, etc.
 
* increased overall horniness during times of stress, such as finals week, etc.
  
 
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[[Category: Opinion pieces]]

Revision as of 14:34, 5 May 2007

What one has when, after being in Butler Library for too long, one's threshold for attractiveness in the opposite gender is decreased dramatically. Such a person is known as "having Butler goggles".

Symptoms include:

  • staring at those whom you wouldn't even glance at normally
  • an abnormal desire to hook up in the stacks
  • increased masturbation to Facebook pictures... and to people right in front of you. Creeps.
  • increased overall horniness during times of stress, such as finals week, etc.
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