Koronet Pizza

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Koronet Pizza or just Koronets is a legendary local pizza parlor, offering oversize "JUMBO" slices for $2.75. One slice is more than enough for a meal. Throw in a can of soda and for $3.85 your hunger shall be sated, and your thirst quenched.

The pizza has an unoffensive, even tasteless tomato sauce, crispy-on-the-outside-chewy-on-the-inside crust, and some think it's deliciously greasy. There is so much grease that a slice can melt its way through a brown bag and slither onto the floor.

Koronets is open from 10am to 3am every day, making it the perfect antidote to a beer-filled stomach. The cheese is particularly effective at absorbing alcohol. However, besides its drunk-food purposes, it is ultimately just a big slice of pizza. For a truly good tasting slice, trek a few more blocks down Broadway to Sal and Carmine Pizza.

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<googlemap lat="40.80443" lon="-73.966216" type="map" zoom="16" width="500" height="300" controls="small"> 40.80443, -73.966216, Koronet Pizza </googlemap>

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