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''See also [[Fail]].''
 
''See also [[Fail]].''
  
Failure so complete and so final that it is awe-inspiring. Not something that occurs accidentally, you have to exert some effort to pull this off.
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Failure so complete and so final that it is awe-inspiring. Not something that occurs accidentally, you have to exert some effort to pull this off.  
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== Methods ==
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* Be somewhat mentally ill. Use UW writing assignments as an opportunity to threaten and intimidate your professor. This is a risky method, as it may result in incarceration as well as a grade of [[F]]
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* Do not, under any circumstances, show up to class more than 2-3 times per semester.
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* Use essay assignments as a means for unmitigated self-expression. That is, don't bother writing about  anything even tangentially related to the class. Write about what <i>you</i> want to write about.
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* The same goes for exams. Exam is an opportunity for you to express yourself. Draw a picture or a diagram.
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I'm intrigued. Do you have any tips on how to do it?
 
  
 
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Revision as of 14:19, 11 March 2007

See also Fail.

Failure so complete and so final that it is awe-inspiring. Not something that occurs accidentally, you have to exert some effort to pull this off.

Methods

  • Be somewhat mentally ill. Use UW writing assignments as an opportunity to threaten and intimidate your professor. This is a risky method, as it may result in incarceration as well as a grade of F
  • Do not, under any circumstances, show up to class more than 2-3 times per semester.
  • Use essay assignments as a means for unmitigated self-expression. That is, don't bother writing about anything even tangentially related to the class. Write about what you want to write about.
  • The same goes for exams. Exam is an opportunity for you to express yourself. Draw a picture or a diagram.