Alice! - Revision history

FrankNorton at 01:43, 28 September 2007

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Reaganaut at 03:47, 14 September 2007

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Calindigo at 21:14, 13 September 2007

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Admin at 03:43, 25 March 2007

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Adolph Lewisohn at 09:45, 19 March 2007

2007-03-19T09:45:20Z

Adolph Lewisohn: New page: '''Alice!''' or '''Go Ask Alice!''' is Columbia's online health question and answer service, proving time and again that the university's just as impersonal when it comes to health as it i...

2007-03-19T09:44:46Z

New page: '''Alice!''' or '''Go Ask Alice!''' is Columbia's online health question and answer service, proving time and again that the university's just as impersonal when it comes to health as it i...

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'''Alice!''' or '''Go Ask Alice!''' is Columbia's online health question and answer service, proving time and again that the university's just as impersonal when it comes to health as it is about, well, everything else. The bulk of the questions on the site deal with sex, so it's probably not worth visiting (especially since we're not a Christian school). Dr. Drew recently branded the site dangerous. Actual questions on the site include:

* Is it possible to "break" your penis?
* The Pill: Where do I get it, how much does it cost, and do my parents have to know?
* Can condom stay if erection went away?
* Birth control pills inserted vaginally?
* Burning when I pee?
* After miscarriage... need to see a doc?

Alice! also has an office on the seventh floor of [[Lerner]], but nobody really wants to know what goes on in there.

In case your question isn't answered by Alice!, we suggest asking [http://www.anncoulter.com/ this dude].

== External Links ==
* [http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/ Go Ask Alice!]

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 Alice! is also in charge of Stressbusters (those people that seem to show up in random places to give back rubs).
-Alice! also has an office on the seventh floor of [[Lerner]], but nobody really wants to know what goes on in there.
+Alice! also has an office on the seventh floor of [[Lerner]], but nobody really wants to know what goes on in there. After the closure of the [[Wien Food Court]], Alice! began to move into the space on the ground floor of Wien. The transformation is very secretive, as the windows and doorway are covered from view.
 In case your question isn't answered by Alice!, you could ask [http://www.anncoulter.com/ this dude].

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	== External Links ==		== External Links ==
	* [http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/ Go Ask Alice!]		* [http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/ Go Ask Alice!]
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 Alice! also has an office on the seventh floor of [[Lerner]], but nobody really wants to know what goes on in there.
-In case your question isn't answered by Alice!, we suggest asking [http://www.anncoulter.com/ this dude].
+In case your question isn't answered by Alice!, you could ask [http://www.anncoulter.com/ this dude].
 == External Links ==

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-'''Alice!''' or '''Go Ask Alice!''' is Columbia's online health question and answer service, proving time and again that the university's just as impersonal when it comes to health as it is about, well, everything else. The bulk of the questions on the site deal with sex, so it's probably not worth visiting (especially since we're not a Christian school). Dr. Drew recently branded the site dangerous.
+'''Alice!''' is short-hand for the Alice! Health Promotion Program, a department within Health Services. They're best known for running '''Go Ask Alice!''', an online health question and answer service. Don't expect them to answer your personal questions -- they get too many and you wouldn't get a response until after you're done with your Ph.D. program, anyway. While most amusing for the multitude of questions dealing with sex (from the very dumb -- "Can I get pregnant from oral sex?" -- to the TWS-inducing -- check out "Cock-stuffing"), there's other health topics covered too. The site was recently featured on Fox News, which used it to further its characterization of Columbia as not just any fascist liberal anarchist institution, but one with a bunch of perverts to boot.
 Actual questions on the site include:
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 * After miscarriage... need to see a doc?
-Alice! also has an office on the seventh floor of [[Lerner]], but nobody really wants to know what goes on in there.
+Alice! is also in charge of Stressbusters (those people that seem to show up in random places to give back rubs).
 In case your question isn't answered by Alice!, we suggest asking [http://www.anncoulter.com/ this dude].

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−	'''Alice!''' or '''Go Ask Alice!''' is Columbia's online health question and answer service, proving time and again that the university's just as impersonal when it comes to health as it is about, well, everything else. The bulk of the questions on the site deal with sex, so it's probably not worth visiting (especially since we're not a Christian school). Dr. Drew recently branded the site dangerous. Actual questions on the site include:	+	'''Alice!''' or '''Go Ask Alice!''' is Columbia's online health question and answer service, proving time and again that the university's just as impersonal when it comes to health as it is about, well, everything else. The bulk of the questions on the site deal with sex, so it's probably not worth visiting (especially since we're not a Christian school). Dr. Drew recently branded the site dangerous.
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		+	Actual questions on the site include:

	* Is it possible to "break" your penis?		* Is it possible to "break" your penis?