Barnard jokes - Revision history

Admin: moved Barnard Jokes to Barnard jokes over redirect

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Jhh2150 at 00:26, 25 April 2013

2013-04-25T00:26:36Z

Jhh2150: /* List of common Barnard jokes */

2013-04-25T00:21:06Z

‎List of common Barnard jokes

Jhh2150: /* Ways to Understand these Jokes */

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‎Ways to Understand these Jokes

Jhh2150: /* Ways to Understand these Jokes */

2013-04-25T00:14:46Z

‎Ways to Understand these Jokes

Jhh2150: /* Humorless attempts to explain away the joking */

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‎Humorless attempts to explain away the joking

Reaganaut: Undo revision 38616 by Mangaratiba (talk)

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Undo revision 38616 by Mangaratiba (talk)

Mangaratiba: /* List of common Barnard jokes */

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‎List of common Barnard jokes

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-'''Barnard Jokes''' are an institution valid only in your first-year at Columbia.
+'''Barnard Jokes''' are an institution at Columbia. It's just part of Columbia life.
 == Common venues ==
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 The high degree of anonymity on [[Bwog]] and other online discussion fora, such as [[Bored@Butler]], contribute to a high frequency of Barnard jokes. The same individuals who contribute such jokes online would likely not risk offending Barnard students in person (especially if such Barnard students are highly attractive).
-===Varsity Show===
+===Wikipedia===
-Barnard jokes are a staple in the legendary show and usually the quality of writing can be determined by how original Barnard references are.
+Repeated attempts to add a "Barnard jokes" section to wikipedia's Columbia article have been thwarted by a--curiously--few number of overzealous administrators
-==Ways to Understand these Jokes==
+==Humorless attempts to explain away the joking==
-[[w:structuralism|Structuralist]] explanations as to why the phenomenon takes place and is an option. However a more productive way to comprehend such practice is as follows:
+Some people who can't deal with Barnard jokes resort to [[w:structuralism|structuralist]] justifications as to why the phenomenon takes place and is so widespread. Some of these include the notions that:
-*Jokes are kept alive by freshmen who feel the need to revel in feelings of superiority over someone. They usually just need to get over themselves.
+*Jokes are also kept alive by freshmen who feel the need to revel in feelings of superiority over someone. They usually just need to get over themselves.
 *Barnard women are actually considered prettier than Columbia women, and that many of the jokes such as those mentioned above are perpetuated by freshmen who want to feel included, and Columbia girls who resent Columbia men's preference for Barnard women.
-== List of Tasteless Barnard jokes ==
+== List of common Barnard jokes ==
 *Barnard: Where the odds are good but the goods are odd.
-*By and large, Barnard girls are Bi and Large (LAWLZ).
+*Why did the Columbia student cross the street? To get a blow job.
 *Barnard to Bed, Columbia to Wed
 *Not ''all'' Barnard girls were rejected by CC... Some were rejected by SEAS.
 *''Alternative version:'' Not ''all'' Barnard girls were rejected by CC... Some were rejected by GS.
 [[Category:Barnard College]]
 [[Category:Humor]]

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-'''Barnard Jokes''' are an institution at Columbia. It's just part of Columbia life.
+'''Barnard Jokes''' are an institution valid only in your first-year at Columbia.
 == Common venues ==
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 The high degree of anonymity on [[Bwog]] and other online discussion fora, such as [[Bored@Butler]], contribute to a high frequency of Barnard jokes. The same individuals who contribute such jokes online would likely not risk offending Barnard students in person (especially if such Barnard students are highly attractive).
-===Wikipedia===
+===Varsity Show===
-Repeated attempts to add a "Barnard jokes" section to wikipedia's Columbia article have been thwarted by a--curiously--few number of overzealous administrators
+Barnard jokes are a staple in the legendary show and usually the quality of writing can be determined by how original Barnard references are.
 ==Ways to Understand these Jokes==

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 *Barnard women are actually considered prettier than Columbia women, and that many of the jokes such as those mentioned above are perpetuated by freshmen who want to feel included, and Columbia girls who resent Columbia men's preference for Barnard women.
-== List of common Barnard jokes ==
+== List of Tasteless Barnard jokes ==
 *Barnard: Where the odds are good but the goods are odd.
-*Why did the Columbia student cross the street? To get a blow job.
+*By and large, Barnard girls are Bi and Large (LAWLZ).
 *Barnard to Bed, Columbia to Wed
 *Not ''all'' Barnard girls were rejected by CC... Some were rejected by SEAS.
 *''Alternative version:'' Not ''all'' Barnard girls were rejected by CC... Some were rejected by GS.
-*We'll stop bashing Barnard when Barnard stops sucking.
 [[Category:Barnard College]]
 [[Category:Humor]]

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 ==Ways to Understand these Jokes==
-[[w:structuralism|Structuralist]] explanations as to why the phenomenon takes place and is an option. However a more productive way to comprehend such phenomenon is as follows:
+[[w:structuralism|Structuralist]] explanations as to why the phenomenon takes place and is an option. However a more productive way to comprehend such practice is as follows:
 *Jokes are kept alive by freshmen who feel the need to revel in feelings of superiority over someone. They usually just need to get over themselves.
 *Barnard women are actually considered prettier than Columbia women, and that many of the jokes such as those mentioned above are perpetuated by freshmen who want to feel included, and Columbia girls who resent Columbia men's preference for Barnard women.

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 ==Ways to Understand these Jokes==
-Some people who can't deal with Barnard jokes resort to [[w:structuralism|structuralist]] justifications as to why the phenomenon takes place and is so widespread. Some of these include the notions that:
+[[w:structuralism|Structuralist]] explanations as to why the phenomenon takes place and is an option. However a more productive way to comprehend such phenomenon is as follows:
-*Jokes are also kept alive by freshmen who feel the need to revel in feelings of superiority over someone. They usually just need to get over themselves.
+*Jokes are kept alive by freshmen who feel the need to revel in feelings of superiority over someone. They usually just need to get over themselves.
 *Barnard women are actually considered prettier than Columbia women, and that many of the jokes such as those mentioned above are perpetuated by freshmen who want to feel included, and Columbia girls who resent Columbia men's preference for Barnard women.

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 *A Barnard girl goes down quicker than the vodka it took to make her look pretty.
 *Barnard girls are lesbians that steal Columbia girls' boyfriends.
 *''Alternative version:'' Not ''all'' Barnard girls were rejected by CC... Some were rejected by GS.
 *We'll stop bashing Barnard when Barnard stops sucking.