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 Some universities you may have heard of:
-*[[Harvard]] (actually in [[Cambridge]], except for the business school, because it hates libruls, and the medical school, which is so far away it might not still be part of Harvard at all at this point, has anyone checked?)
+*[[Harvard]] (actually in [[Cambridge, Massachusetts|Cambridge]], except for the business school, because it hates libruls, and the medical school, which is so far away it might not still be part of Harvard at all at this point, has anyone checked?)
-*[[MIT]] (actually in [[Cambridge]], because it engages in dangerous experiments)
+*[[MIT]] (actually in [[Cambridge, Massachusetts|Cambridge]], because it engages in dangerous experiments)
 *[[Boston University]] (actually in Boston, despite engaging in dangerous experiments)
 *[[Boston College]] (actually mostly in the suburbs...because it kind of hates libruls)

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 *[[Boston University]] (actually in Boston, despite engaging in dangerous experiments)
 *[[Boston College]] (actually mostly in the suburbs...because it kind of hates libruls)
-*[[Tufts University]] (actually in Medford, because if it were closer to Boston people would mistake its campus for Harvard's, and it would have to admit it was a lesser school; has nothing to do with Columbia)
+*[[Tufts University]] (actually in Medford, because if it were closer to Boston people would mistake its campus for Harvard's, and it would have to admit it was a lesser school)
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 ==History==
-Boston is supposedly important to early American history. Supposedly.
+Boston is supposedly important to early American history. Supposedly. As such, it has a few more buildings that look like Fraunces Tavern than New York does. Since Boston was founded by boring Puritans, a fact with devastating implications for Boston's social scene to this day, they tended not to be taverns.
-Between then and 2013, when the Boston Marathon bombings happened, not much went on in Boston.
+Between then and 2013, when the Boston Marathon bombings happened, not much went on in Boston. Mostly what happened was this: the [[Red Sox]] lost quite a few games, earned the sympathy of millions, started winning again, and lost their sympathy not long after.
-In between, the Red Sox lost quite a few games, earned the sympathy of millions, started winning again, and lost their sympathy not long after.
+Also, practically all of Ireland moved there, making it a wicked horrible place to be on St. Patrick's Day.
 ==Getting there==

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 ==History==
-Boston is supposedly important to American history. Supposedly.
+Boston is supposedly important to early American history. Supposedly.
-Boston was the site of the 2013 Boston Marathon bomb attacks and the subsequent shootings.
+Between then and 2013, when the Boston Marathon bombings happened, not much went on in Boston.
 ==Getting there==

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	Boston was the site of the 2013 Boston Marathon bomb attacks and the subsequent shootings.		Boston was the site of the 2013 Boston Marathon bomb attacks and the subsequent shootings.

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-Mouth-frothing Red Sox fans and Chechen bombers. But since it's almost impossible to avoid these people, it's best to just not go.
+Mouth-frothing Red Sox fans. But since it's almost impossible to avoid these people, it's best to just not go.
 [[Category:Massachusetts]]
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