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 '''Cornell University''' (as it is called by students and alumni), or '''SUNY Ithaca''' (as it is called by everybody else) is a quasi-private quasi-[[Ivy League]] university mostly located in some far-off piece of flyover country located [[Upstate New York|the part of New York no one really knows or talks much about]].
-(That said, parts of it are located in [[NYC]], begging the question of why it hasn't been able to get its act together and locate all of its facilities here, though Cornell's victory in the [[2011 Applied Sciences NYC competition]] and commitment to build a new campus on [[Roosevelt Island]] shows that they might finally be coming to their senses.)
+That said, parts of it are located in [[NYC]], begging the question of why it hasn't been able to get its act together and locate all of its facilities here, though Cornell's victory in the [[2011 Applied Sciences NYC competition]] and commitment to build a new campus on [[Roosevelt Island]] shows that they might finally be coming to their senses.
 Cornell is widely known for being filled with Columbia rejects, for having a [[SUNY]] agriculture school, and for - even more incredibly - supporting a hotel management school. It was recently discovered that they even have an "Interior Design" major. And that's not even in the Hotel School. Granted, their "marketing and tourism" faculty do some [http://cornellsun.com/section/news/content/2010/05/07/larger-breasts-pay-waitresses-study-hotel-professor-finds groundbreaking research].

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 [[Image:Cornell.jpg|thumb|Cornell students visit Ithaca's beautiful gorges to engage in their school's most popular pastime: drowning<ref>[serious note] It should be noted that the Cornell suicide rate for undergrads is dead average. Cornell unfairly earns a reputation for high suicide rates because the gorges are simply a popular place to commit suicide for Cornell and non-Cornell people alike. See question 9. http://ezra.cornell.edu/posting.php?timestamp=1045112400 [/end serious note]</ref> ]]
-'''Cornell University''' (as it is called by students and alumni), or '''SUNY Ithaca''' (as it is called by everybody else) is a quasi-private quasi-[[Ivy League]] university mostly located in some far-off piece of flyover country located [[Upstate New York|the part of New York no one really knows or talks much about]].<ref>The rest of it is located in [[NYC]], begging the question of why it hasn't been able to get its act together and locate all of its facilities here, though Cornell's victory in the [[2011 Applied Sciences NYC competition]] and commitment to build a new campus on [[Roosevelt Island]] shows that they might finally be coming to their senses.</ref>
+'''Cornell University''' (as it is called by students and alumni), or '''SUNY Ithaca''' (as it is called by everybody else) is a quasi-private quasi-[[Ivy League]] university mostly located in some far-off piece of flyover country located [[Upstate New York|the part of New York no one really knows or talks much about]].
 Cornell is widely known for being filled with Columbia rejects, for having a [[SUNY]] agriculture school, and for - even more incredibly - supporting a hotel management school. It was recently discovered that they even have an "Interior Design" major. And that's not even in the Hotel School. Granted, their "marketing and tourism" faculty do some [http://cornellsun.com/section/news/content/2010/05/07/larger-breasts-pay-waitresses-study-hotel-professor-finds groundbreaking research].

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 [[Image:Cornell.jpg|thumb|Cornell students visit Ithaca's beautiful gorges to engage in their school's most popular pastime: drowning<ref>[serious note] It should be noted that the Cornell suicide rate for undergrads is dead average. Cornell unfairly earns a reputation for high suicide rates because the gorges are simply a popular place to commit suicide for Cornell and non-Cornell people alike. See question 9. http://ezra.cornell.edu/posting.php?timestamp=1045112400 [/end serious note]</ref> ]]
-'''Cornell University''' (as it is called by students and alumni), or '''SUNY Ithaca''' (as it is called by everybody else) is a quasi-private quasi-[[Ivy League]] university in some far-off piece of flyover country located [[Upstate New York|the part of New York no one really knows or talks much about]]. It's known for being filled with Columbia rejects, and for having a [[SUNY]] agriculture school and hotel management academy. It was recently discovered that they even have an "Interior Design" major. And that's not even in the Hotel School. Granted, their "marketing and tourism" faculty do some [http://cornellsun.com/section/news/content/2010/05/07/larger-breasts-pay-waitresses-study-hotel-professor-finds groundbreaking research].
+'''Cornell University''' (as it is called by students and alumni), or '''SUNY Ithaca''' (as it is called by everybody else) is a quasi-private quasi-[[Ivy League]] university mostly located in some far-off piece of flyover country located [[Upstate New York|the part of New York no one really knows or talks much about]].<ref>The rest of it is located in [[NYC]], begging the question of why it hasn't been able to get its act together and locate all of its facilities here, though Cornell's victory in the [[2011 Applied Sciences NYC competition]] and commitment to build a new campus on [[Roosevelt Island]] shows that they might finally be coming to their senses.</ref>
 ==Inferiority complex==

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 [[Image:Cornell.jpg|thumb|Cornell students visit Ithaca's beautiful gorges to engage in their school's most popular pastime: drowning<ref>[serious note] It should be noted that the Cornell suicide rate for undergrads is dead average. Cornell unfairly earns a reputation for high suicide rates because the gorges are simply a popular place to commit suicide for Cornell and non-Cornell people alike. See question 9. http://ezra.cornell.edu/posting.php?timestamp=1045112400 [/end serious note]</ref> ]]
-'''Cornell University''' (as it is called by students and alumni), or '''SUNY Ithaca''' (as it is called by everybody else) is a quasi-private quasi-[[Ivy League]] university in [[Upstate New York|the part of New York no one really knows or talks much about]]. Located in some far-off upstate wilderness, it's known for being filled with Columbia rejects, and for having a [[SUNY]] agriculture school and hotel management academy. It was recently discovered that they even have an "Interior Design" major. And that's not even in the Hotel School. Granted, their "marketing and tourism" faculty do some [http://cornellsun.com/section/news/content/2010/05/07/larger-breasts-pay-waitresses-study-hotel-professor-finds groundbreaking research].
+'''Cornell University''' (as it is called by students and alumni), or '''SUNY Ithaca''' (as it is called by everybody else) is a quasi-private quasi-[[Ivy League]] university in some far-off piece of flyover country located [[Upstate New York|the part of New York no one really knows or talks much about]]. It's known for being filled with Columbia rejects, and for having a [[SUNY]] agriculture school and hotel management academy. It was recently discovered that they even have an "Interior Design" major. And that's not even in the Hotel School. Granted, their "marketing and tourism" faculty do some [http://cornellsun.com/section/news/content/2010/05/07/larger-breasts-pay-waitresses-study-hotel-professor-finds groundbreaking research].
 ==Inferiority complex==

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 [[Image:Cornell.jpg|thumb|Cornell students visit Ithaca's beautiful gorges to engage in their school's most popular pastime: drowning<ref>[serious note] It should be noted that the Cornell suicide rate for undergrads is dead average. Cornell unfairly earns a reputation for high suicide rates because the gorges are simply a popular place to commit suicide for Cornell and non-Cornell people alike. See question 9. http://ezra.cornell.edu/posting.php?timestamp=1045112400 [/end serious note]</ref> ]]
-'''Cornell University''' (as it is called by students and alumni), or '''SUNY Ithaca''' (as it is called by everybody else) is a quasi-private quasi-[[Ivy League]] university in the part of New York no one really knows or talks much about. Located in some far-off upstate wilderness, it's known for being filled with Columbia rejects, and for having a [[SUNY]] agriculture school and hotel management academy. It was recently discovered that they even have an "Interior Design" major. And that's not even in the Hotel School. Granted, their "marketing and tourism" faculty do some [http://cornellsun.com/section/news/content/2010/05/07/larger-breasts-pay-waitresses-study-hotel-professor-finds groundbreaking research].
+'''Cornell University''' (as it is called by students and alumni), or '''SUNY Ithaca''' (as it is called by everybody else) is a quasi-private quasi-[[Ivy League]] university in [[Upstate New York|the part of New York no one really knows or talks much about]]. Located in some far-off upstate wilderness, it's known for being filled with Columbia rejects, and for having a [[SUNY]] agriculture school and hotel management academy. It was recently discovered that they even have an "Interior Design" major. And that's not even in the Hotel School. Granted, their "marketing and tourism" faculty do some [http://cornellsun.com/section/news/content/2010/05/07/larger-breasts-pay-waitresses-study-hotel-professor-finds groundbreaking research].
 ==Inferiority complex==

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−	[[Image:Cornell.jpg\|thumb\|Cornell students visit Ithaca's beautiful gorges to engage in their school's most popular pastime: drowning<ref>~~Unfortunately, this is actually true. However,~~ the suicide ~~rates of Cornell~~ undergrads is dead average. ~~The~~ gorges are simply a popular place to commit suicide for Cornell and non-Cornell people alike~~, which gets Cornell a lot of bad publicity~~. See question 9. http://ezra.cornell.edu/posting.php?timestamp=1045112400</ref>]]	+	[[Image:Cornell.jpg\|thumb\|Cornell students visit Ithaca's beautiful gorges to engage in their school's most popular pastime: drowning<ref>[serious note] It should be noted that the Cornell suicide rate for undergrads is dead average. Cornell unfairly earns a reputation for high suicide rates because the gorges are simply a popular place to commit suicide for Cornell and non-Cornell people alike. See question 9. http://ezra.cornell.edu/posting.php?timestamp=1045112400 [/end serious note]</ref> ]]

	'''Cornell University''' (as it is called by students and alumni), or '''SUNY Ithaca''' (as it is called by everybody else) is a quasi-private quasi-[[Ivy League]] university in the part of New York no one really knows or talks much about. Located in some far-off upstate wilderness, it's known for being filled with Columbia rejects, having a [[SUNY]] agriculture school, and a hotel management academy. In addition, it was recently discovered that they have an "Interior Design" major. And that's not even in the Hotel School. Granted, their "marketing and tourism" faculty do some [http://cornellsun.com/section/news/content/2010/05/07/larger-breasts-pay-waitresses-study-hotel-professor-finds groundbreaking research].		'''Cornell University''' (as it is called by students and alumni), or '''SUNY Ithaca''' (as it is called by everybody else) is a quasi-private quasi-[[Ivy League]] university in the part of New York no one really knows or talks much about. Located in some far-off upstate wilderness, it's known for being filled with Columbia rejects, having a [[SUNY]] agriculture school, and a hotel management academy. In addition, it was recently discovered that they have an "Interior Design" major. And that's not even in the Hotel School. Granted, their "marketing and tourism" faculty do some [http://cornellsun.com/section/news/content/2010/05/07/larger-breasts-pay-waitresses-study-hotel-professor-finds groundbreaking research].

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 == References ==
 <references />
 [[Category:Universities]]
 [[Category:Ivy League]]
 [[Category:New York State]]

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