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128.220.154.137: New page: '''Johns Hopkins University''' is a four-year medical school preparatory program located in Baltimore, Maryland. Rumor has it [http://apply.jhu.edu/academics/majors.html] that the program ...

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New page: '''Johns Hopkins University''' is a four-year medical school preparatory program located in Baltimore, Maryland. Rumor has it [http://apply.jhu.edu/academics/majors.html] that the program ...

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'''Johns Hopkins University''' is a four-year medical school preparatory program located in Baltimore, Maryland. Rumor has it [http://apply.jhu.edu/academics/majors.html] that the program instructs students in other areas of study completely different from medicine, such as engineering, sciences, and the humanities, however this cannot be independently confirmed.

==Campus==
Johns Hopkins is located in Baltimore, Maryland, a city just large enough to be filled with vast crime-ridden ghettos, but too small to be of any importance to anyone outside of the state of Maryland.

==Alumni==
Contrary to popular belief, not all Hopkins graduates end up being doctors. Others end up as biomedical engineers, biologists, and dentists. Also, Michael Bloomberg went there. He got the fuck out of Baltimore and moved to New York as soon as possible.

==America's First Research University==
To make themselves feel better about not having made it into the [[Ivy League]], Johns Hopkins likes to tell people that it is America's "First Research University," which basically means that they were the first American school to immitate the German method of education. Hopkins, we salute your groundbreaking ingenuity.

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	Johns Hopkins does have a school of international affairs whose reputation improbably rivals [[SIPA]]'s, but only because it escaped murderous Baltimore for [[Washington, DC]].		Johns Hopkins does have a school of international affairs whose reputation improbably rivals [[SIPA]]'s, but only because it escaped murderous Baltimore for [[Washington, DC]].
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		+	Johns Hopkins is located in Baltimore, Maryland, a city just large enough to be filled with vast crime-ridden ghettos, but too small to be of any importance to anyone outside of the state of Maryland.

	[[Image:200254450-001-1-.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Johns Hopkins students work hard, but appreciate knowing that it's all for a purpose.]]		[[Image:200254450-001-1-.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Johns Hopkins students work hard, but appreciate knowing that it's all for a purpose.]]

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 ==America's First Research University==
-To make themselves feel better about not having made it into the [[Ivy League]], Johns Hopkins likes to tell people that it is America's "First Research University," which basically means that they were the first American school to immitate the German method of education.  Hopkins, we salute your groundbreaking ingenuity.
+To make themselves feel better about not having made it into the [[Ivy League]], Johns Hopkins likes to tell people that it is America's "First Research University," which basically means that they were the first American school to imitate the German method of education.  Hopkins, we salute your groundbreaking ingenuity.
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	'''Johns Hopkins University''' is a four-year medical school preparatory program located in [[Baltimore]], Maryland. Rumor has it [http://apply.jhu.edu/academics/majors.html] that Hopkins instructs students in other areas of study such as engineering, sciences, and the humanities, however this cannot be independently confirmed.		'''Johns Hopkins University''' is a four-year medical school preparatory program located in [[Baltimore]], Maryland. Rumor has it [http://apply.jhu.edu/academics/majors.html] that Hopkins instructs students in other areas of study such as engineering, sciences, and the humanities, however this cannot be independently confirmed.

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	'''Johns Hopkins University''' is a four-year medical school preparatory program located in [[Baltimore]], Maryland. Rumor has it [http://apply.jhu.edu/academics/majors.html] that Hopkins instructs students in other areas of study such as engineering, sciences, and the humanities, however this cannot be independently confirmed.		'''Johns Hopkins University''' is a four-year medical school preparatory program located in [[Baltimore]], Maryland. Rumor has it [http://apply.jhu.edu/academics/majors.html] that Hopkins instructs students in other areas of study such as engineering, sciences, and the humanities, however this cannot be independently confirmed.
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		+	Johns Hopkins does have a school of international affairs whose reputation improbably rivals [[SIPA]]'s, but only because it escaped murderous Baltimore for [[Washington, DC]].

	[[Image:200254450-001-1-.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Johns Hopkins students work hard, but appreciate knowing that it's all for a purpose.]]		[[Image:200254450-001-1-.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Johns Hopkins students work hard, but appreciate knowing that it's all for a purpose.]]

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-'''Johns Hopkins University''' is a four-year medical school preparatory program located in Baltimore, Maryland. Rumor has it [http://apply.jhu.edu/academics/majors.html] that Hopkins instructs students in other areas of study such as engineering, sciences, and the humanities, however this cannot be independently confirmed.
+'''Johns Hopkins University''' is a four-year medical school preparatory program located in [[Baltimore]], Maryland. Rumor has it [http://apply.jhu.edu/academics/majors.html] that Hopkins instructs students in other areas of study such as engineering, sciences, and the humanities, however this cannot be independently confirmed.
 [[Image:200254450-001-1-.jpg|right|thumb|Johns Hopkins students work hard, but appreciate knowing that it's all for a purpose.]]
 ==Alumni==
 Contrary to popular belief, not all Hopkins graduates end up being doctors.  Others end up as biomedical engineers, biologists, and dentists.  Also, Michael Bloomberg went there.  He got the fuck out of Baltimore and moved to New York as soon as possible.
 ==America's First Research University==
 To make themselves feel better about not having made it into the [[Ivy League]], Johns Hopkins likes to tell people that it is America's "First Research University," which basically means that they were the first American school to immitate the German method of education.  Hopkins, we salute your groundbreaking ingenuity.

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−	'''Johns Hopkins University''' is a four-year medical school preparatory program located in Baltimore, Maryland. Rumor has it [http://apply.jhu.edu/academics/majors.html] that ~~the program~~ instructs students in other areas of study ~~completely different from medicine,~~ such as engineering, sciences, and the humanities, however this cannot be independently confirmed.	+	'''Johns Hopkins University''' is a four-year medical school preparatory program located in Baltimore, Maryland. Rumor has it [http://apply.jhu.edu/academics/majors.html] that Hopkins instructs students in other areas of study such as engineering, sciences, and the humanities, however this cannot be independently confirmed.

	==Campus==		==Campus==