Spectacular failure - Revision history

Jodessky at 00:43, 25 January 2013

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‎Consequences

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‎Methods

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‎Methods

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‎Examples

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 == Consequences ==
-Obviously there are serious consequences for such a poor performance: but true spectacular failures don't get just get academic probation, they get asked to leave. Academic probation is for saved for individuals the administration believes may be rehabilitated.
+Obviously there are serious consequences for such a poor performance: but true spectacular failures don't get just get [[academic probation]], they get asked to leave. Academic probation is for saved for individuals the administration believes may be rehabilitated.
 The spectacular failure's only option if they wish to stay is to convincingly fake a serious medical issue (physical or mental.) Under these circumstances, there is a slim chance that the administration will wipe the slate clean and give the spectacular failure a second chance.

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 * Instructions for exams and assignments are really just guidelines. Since you are special, you can bend the rules considerably.
 * Use essay assignments as a means for unmitigated self-expression. That is, don't bother writing about  anything even tangentially related to the class. Write about what <i>you</i> want to write about.
-* The same goes for exams. Exam is an opportunity for you to express yourself. Draw a picture or a diagram. [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4412806662713775705&q=monkey+vs+robot Monkeys and Robots] are acceptable.
+* The same goes for exams. An exam is an opportunity for you to express yourself. Draw a picture or a diagram. [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4412806662713775705&q=monkey+vs+robot Monkeys and Robots] are acceptable.
 == Examples ==

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 == Methods ==
-* Be somewhat mentally ill. Use [[University Writing]] writing assignments as an opportunity to threaten and intimidate your professor. This is a risky method, as it may result in incarceration as well as a grade of [[F]]
+* Be somewhat mentally ill. Use [[University Writing]] writing assignments as an opportunity to threaten and intimidate your professor. This is a risky method, as it may result in incarceration as well as a grade of [[F]].
 * Do not, under any circumstances, show up to class more than 2-3 times per semester.
 * Instructions for exams and assignments are really just guidelines. Since you are special, you can bend the rules considerably.

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	The spectacular failure's only option if they wish to stay is to convincingly fake a serious medical issue (physical or mental.) Under these circumstances, there is a slim chance that the administration will wipe the slate clean and give the spectacular failure a second chance.		The spectacular failure's only option if they wish to stay is to convincingly fake a serious medical issue (physical or mental.) Under these circumstances, there is a slim chance that the administration will wipe the slate clean and give the spectacular failure a second chance.

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 This fucker used 2" margins and only wrote 2.5 pages (supposed to be 4-6). I am sensing an F here.
-/25 - F. His lines didn't even go to the end of the margins. He had no argument and didn't asnwer any parts of the question. What an ass. I can't believe that he tried to pass this off even. It's clearly stated that it should be 4-6 pages, double-spaced. He gives me 2.5 pages with 2" margins. One quote alone took up 1/4 of the paper.
+/25 - F. His lines didn't even go to the end of the margins. He had no argument and didn't answer any parts of the question. What an ass. I can't believe that he tried to pass this off even. It's clearly stated that it should be 4-6 pages, double-spaced. He gives me 2.5 pages with 2" margins. One quote alone took up 1/4 of the paper.
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