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'''The University of Southern California''' is a school located on [[Los Angeles]], [[California]].

USC is to [[UCLA]] what [[NYU]] is to [[Columbia]], made even worse by the fact that UCLA is a public school, and is located on Westwood, near Beverly Hills and Hollywood, while USC is in South Central, the L.A. equivalent of [[The Bronx]], multiplied per six.

Those 2 schools share a fierce rivalry and like to make jokes at the expense of each other.
USC is mostly filled with [[WASP]] kids who got rejected from [[UCLA]] and [[Stanford]], or out-of-state students that got better financial aid packages.

One would wonder why would anyone choose USC, but maybe it's because Randy's Donuts (The Best donuts on the West coast) is near USC campus.

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 '''The University of Southern California''' is a private university located on [[Los Angeles]], [[California]].
-USC is to [[UCLA]] what [[NYU]] is to [[Columbia]], made even worse by the fact that UCLA is a public school, and is located on Westwood, near Beverly Hills and Hollywood, while USC is in South Central, the L.A. equivalent of [[The Bronx]], multiplied by six. The two schools share a fierce rivalry and each likes to make jokes at the expense of the other.
+USC is to [[UCLA]] what [[NYU]] is to [[Columbia]], made even worse by the fact that UCLA is a public school, and is located on Westwood, near Beverly Hills and Hollywood, while USC is in South Central, the L.A. equivalent of [[The Bronx]], multiplied by six. The two schools share a fierce rivalry and each likes to make jokes at the expense of the other. It also has woefully deficient Wi-Fi on campus, numerous slumlords in the immediate vicinity of campus, and an excessive overlap of police protection via the Los Angeles Police Department, Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department, and the USC Department of Public Safety.
-USC is mostly filled with [[WASP]] kids who got rejected from [[UCLA]] and [[Stanford]], or out-of-state students that got better financial aid packages.
+USC is mostly filled with [[WASP]] kids who got rejected from [[UCLA]] and [[Stanford]], or out-of-state students that got better financial aid packages. Much like [[Columbia]], despite having a number of well-maintained Metro stations adjacent to campus, many students neglect to explore their outside environs, choosing instead to engage in debauchery on-campus on many a weekend night.
 One might wonder why anyone would choose to attend USC, but maybe it's because Randy's Donuts (the best on the west coast) is near USC campus.

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 USC is mostly filled with [[WASP]] kids who got rejected from [[UCLA]] and [[Stanford]], or out-of-state students that got better financial aid packages.
-One would wonder why would anyone choose USC, but maybe it's because Randy's Donuts (the best on the west coast) is near USC campus.
+One might wonder why anyone would choose to attend USC, but maybe it's because Randy's Donuts (the best on the west coast) is near USC campus.
 [[Category:Universities]]
 [[Category:Safety school]]
 [[Category:California]]

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