Uris Pool - Revision history

Nateoxford at 13:45, 30 April 2009

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New page: Where you take the Swim Test. Category:Places

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Where you take the [[Swim Test]].

[[Category:Places]]

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−	'''Uris ~~(A common contraction for Your Penis)~~ Pool''' is Columbia's on-campus swimming pool, part of the [[Dodge Physical Fitness Center]]. Though it is accessed through the fitness center, it is actually located beneath [[Uris Hall]]. ~~The pool~~ is ~~where~~ [[Columbia College]] students are required to take the [[Swim Test]].	+	'''Uris Pool''' is Columbia's on-campus swimming pool and is part of the [[Dodge Physical Fitness Center]]. Swimmers have purported that "Uris" is a colloquial contraction for "your penis." Though it is accessed through the fitness center, it is actually located beneath [[Uris Hall]]. It is here that [[Columbia College]] students are required to take the [[Swim Test]], although [[Mortimer Adler\|a few]] never make it.

	Fun fact: If the entire mens swim team were to take all of their lives' piss (assume 1 gallon/day) and dump it in the pool, they would fill 94% of uris pool!		Fun fact: If the entire mens swim team were to take all of their lives' piss (assume 1 gallon/day) and dump it in the pool, they would fill 94% of uris pool!

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	Fun fact: If the entire mens swim team were to take all of their lives' piss (assume 1 gallon/day) and dump it in the pool, they would fill 94% of uris pool!		Fun fact: If the entire mens swim team were to take all of their lives' piss (assume 1 gallon/day) and dump it in the pool, they would fill 94% of uris pool!
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−	~~And lil Johnny Sidman is a bitch.~~


	[[Category:Morningside Heights campus]]		[[Category:Morningside Heights campus]]

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 '''Uris (A common contraction for Your Penis) Pool''' is Columbia's on-campus swimming pool, part of the [[Dodge Physical Fitness Center]]. Though it is accessed through the fitness center, it is actually located beneath [[Uris Hall]]. The pool is where [[Columbia College]] students are required to take the [[Swim Test]].
-Fun fact: If the entire mens swim team were to take all of their lives' piss (assume 1 gallon/day) they would only fill half of uris pool!
+Fun fact: If the entire mens swim team were to take all of their lives' piss (assume 1 gallon/day) and dump it in the pool, they would fill 94% of uris pool!
 And lil Johnny Sidman is a bitch.

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−	'''Uris Pool''' is Columbia's on-campus swimming pool, part of the [[Dodge Physical Fitness Center]]. Though it is accessed through the fitness center, it is actually located beneath [[Uris Hall]]. The pool is where [[Columbia College]] students are required to take the [[Swim Test]].	+	'''Uris (A common contraction for Your Penis) Pool''' is Columbia's on-campus swimming pool, part of the [[Dodge Physical Fitness Center]]. Though it is accessed through the fitness center, it is actually located beneath [[Uris Hall]]. The pool is where [[Columbia College]] students are required to take the [[Swim Test]].

	Fun fact: If the entire mens swim team were to take all of their lives' piss (assume 1 gallon/day) they would only fill half of uris pool!		Fun fact: If the entire mens swim team were to take all of their lives' piss (assume 1 gallon/day) they would only fill half of uris pool!

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	'''Uris Pool''' is Columbia's on-campus swimming pool, part of the [[Dodge Physical Fitness Center]]. Though it is accessed through the fitness center, it is actually located beneath [[Uris Hall]]. The pool is where [[Columbia College]] students are required to take the [[Swim Test]].		'''Uris Pool''' is Columbia's on-campus swimming pool, part of the [[Dodge Physical Fitness Center]]. Though it is accessed through the fitness center, it is actually located beneath [[Uris Hall]]. The pool is where [[Columbia College]] students are required to take the [[Swim Test]].
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		+	Fun fact: If the entire mens swim team were to take all of their lives' piss (assume 1 gallon/day) they would only fill half of uris pool!
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		+	And lil Johnny Sidman is a bitch.
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	[[Category:Morningside Heights campus]]		[[Category:Morningside Heights campus]]

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−	~~Located~~ beneath [[Uris Hall]]~~, it's~~ where ~~you~~ take the [[Swim Test]].	+	'''Uris Pool''' is Columbia's on-campus swimming pool, part of the [[Dodge Physical Fitness Center]]. Though it is accessed through the fitness center, it is actually located beneath [[Uris Hall]]. The pool is where [[Columbia College]] students are required to take the [[Swim Test]].

	[[Category:Morningside Heights campus]]		[[Category:Morningside Heights campus]]

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−	~~Where~~ you take the [[Swim Test]].	+	Located beneath [[Uris Hall]], it's where you take the [[Swim Test]].

	[[Category:Morningside Heights campus]]		[[Category:Morningside Heights campus]]