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'''Boredatbutler.com''' is a hangout for bored people. Many love using the words "fuck," "dick," "pussy," and oddly enough "shaving."
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'''Boredatbutler.com''', or '''B@B''', is a hangout for bored people. It is "the last resort, when there's no one on aim, no one on fb, nothing new on the net."
  
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Many happen to be FUCKING IDIOTS. And some aren't fucking idiots. They're just idiots themselves. Just good old, plain jane idiots. Damn straight.
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Many B@B visitors happen to be fucking idiots. And some aren't fucking idiots. They're just idiots themselves. Just good old, plain jane idiots. Damn straight.
  
 
== Frequent discussions ==
 
== Frequent discussions ==
  
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* Shaving
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* Words like "fuck," "dick," "pussy," and oddly enough "shaving"
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* Barnard jokes
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* GS Students (they're old and they're annoying.)
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=== Life at Columbia ===
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* [[Barnard]] jokes
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* [[GS]] students (they're old, they smell, and they're annoying)
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* Midterms (midterms are a bitch; I don't want to study for midterms; I'm going to fail all of my midterms)
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* What's the average GPA?
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* Is my GPA high or low? (answer: low, ha ha)
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* Manhattanville (Should Columbia buy all of Harlem and build a huge student center + park + new dorms there?)
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* I don't want [[Matthew Fox]], I want George Bush
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=== "Self help" ===
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* I have no life! / You have no life!
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* I'm fucked! / You're fucked!
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* I hate my life! (there's a good chance I'll jump under a moving car next week)
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=== Sex and relationships ===
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* Sex with ugly people vs. no sex at all
 
* Should I ask the girl opposite from me out?
 
* Should I ask the girl opposite from me out?
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* Talking to girls
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* Talking to girls (has anyone tried yet?)
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* Midterms
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* Who wants to have sex in the stacks (answer: nobody, ever)
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* Who wants to have sex in the stacks (answer: nobody, ever.)
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* Relationship advice (why do you guys always go for the boobs first?)
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* Should I shave? How?
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Revision as of 10:53, 7 March 2007

Boredatbutler.com, or B@B, is a hangout for bored people. It is "the last resort, when there's no one on aim, no one on fb, nothing new on the net."

Many B@B visitors happen to be fucking idiots. And some aren't fucking idiots. They're just idiots themselves. Just good old, plain jane idiots. Damn straight.

Frequent discussions

  • Words like "fuck," "dick," "pussy," and oddly enough "shaving"

Life at Columbia

  • Barnard jokes
  • GS students (they're old, they smell, and they're annoying)
  • Midterms (midterms are a bitch; I don't want to study for midterms; I'm going to fail all of my midterms)
  • What's the average GPA?
  • Is my GPA high or low? (answer: low, ha ha)
  • Manhattanville (Should Columbia buy all of Harlem and build a huge student center + park + new dorms there?)
  • I don't want Matthew Fox, I want George Bush

"Self help"

  • I have no life! / You have no life!
  • I'm fucked! / You're fucked!
  • I hate my life! (there's a good chance I'll jump under a moving car next week)

Sex and relationships

  • Sex with ugly people vs. no sex at all
  • Should I ask the girl opposite from me out?
  • Talking to girls (has anyone tried yet?)
  • Who wants to have sex in the stacks (answer: nobody, ever)
  • Relationship advice (why do you guys always go for the boobs first?)
  • Should I shave? How?