Difference between revisions of "Dartmouth College"
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| − | [[ | + | [[Image:Dartmouth1.png|thumb|Today: typical Dartmouth frat boy. Tomorrow: typical Dartmouth conservative alumnus coup-leader]] |
| − | '''Dartmouth College''' is a fellow member of the [[Ivy League]]. Like [[Princeton]], it stands for many things Columbia cannot abide, such as a campus social life completely dominated by fraternity culture. | + | '''Dartmouth College''' is a fellow member of the [[Ivy League]]. Like [[Princeton]], it stands for many things Columbia cannot abide, such as a campus social life completely dominated by fraternity culture. Also, fresh air. |
Unlike Princeton, however, Columbia students rarely take Dartmouth seriously. This is because it is located in a remote wilderness somewhere north of the tree line and is stockadaded to protect itself from ravenous moose and [http://dartreview.com/archives/2007/07/16/the_alumni_constitution_fails_a_deserved_death_how_and_why.php conservative alumni coups]. Its motto - "The voice of one crying in the wilderness." - aptly summarizes what it's like to attend. | Unlike Princeton, however, Columbia students rarely take Dartmouth seriously. This is because it is located in a remote wilderness somewhere north of the tree line and is stockadaded to protect itself from ravenous moose and [http://dartreview.com/archives/2007/07/16/the_alumni_constitution_fails_a_deserved_death_how_and_why.php conservative alumni coups]. Its motto - "The voice of one crying in the wilderness." - aptly summarizes what it's like to attend. | ||
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Revision as of 02:01, 11 May 2008
Dartmouth College is a fellow member of the Ivy League. Like Princeton, it stands for many things Columbia cannot abide, such as a campus social life completely dominated by fraternity culture. Also, fresh air.
Unlike Princeton, however, Columbia students rarely take Dartmouth seriously. This is because it is located in a remote wilderness somewhere north of the tree line and is stockadaded to protect itself from ravenous moose and conservative alumni coups. Its motto - "The voice of one crying in the wilderness." - aptly summarizes what it's like to attend.
