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'''Finals''' are a biannual holiday celebrated at Columbia. In a series of ceremonies that can last up to 7 days, students are rewarded for their [[semester]] long practice of [[procrastination|putting things off]] with gifts of massive panic and binge studying. Crucial to the legend of this holiday are the mythological students who have been keeping up with their work all semester and are unconcerned about finals.
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The holiday is celebrated with crying and unfulfilled promises to reform study habits.
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Revision as of 13:49, 6 May 2007

Finals are a biannual holiday celebrated at Columbia. In a series of ceremonies that can last up to 7 days, students are rewarded for their semester long practice of putting things off with gifts of massive panic and binge studying. Crucial to the legend of this holiday are the mythological students who have been keeping up with their work all semester and are unconcerned about finals.

The holiday is celebrated with crying and unfulfilled promises to reform study habits.