Gabriel Morris
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Editor in Chief of the Columbia Undergraduate Science Journal and renowned tool Gabriel Morris is a figure of great campus controversy. While some say he should be drowned in a pool of cheap whiskey and left for dead, most believe that he and his magazine should be tolerated and even have their activities encouraged, much like a mentally retarded child.
