Massachusetts Institute of Technology

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The Massachusetts Institute of Technology is like a giant SEAS, made worse because it lacks a proper city to balance out its nerdiness.

Consequently, MIT is known for its frats, suicides, and gambling addiction. Having exhausted all known student council casino nights in their region, math-savvy MIT nerds will typically set their sights on ripping off Vegas.

Occasionally, the faculty become bored with this spectacle and make attempts to encroach on humanities disciplines...with predictably laughable results.

MIT students are also notorious hackers.

In 2013, new SEAS dean Mary Boyce came over from MIT, where she had been working at the Institute for Soldier Nanotechnologies [1].

Further, Cambridge and the area surrounding MIT's campus are known to be places of abode for aspiring terrorists, possibly due to the noted prestige of MIT's chemical and electrical engineering departments. This phenomenon was only exacerbated after MIT endorsed one of its previous faculty members for his involvement in developing the atomic bomb.

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