Michael Layne

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Michael Layne, also known as Sir Mike, is the veteran security guard in Carman Hall. Long beloved by Columbia freshman for his fist pounds and pleasant jams, Sir Mike is silky, smooth, and sleek. In another life, Sir Mike takes his jams on the road, wowing audiences with his satiny vocals.