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| − | '''Princeton University''' is the Anti-Columbia. Think of it as | + | '''Princeton University''' is the Anti-Columbia. Think of it as the Ivy League Anti-Christ. They stand for eveything we hate: |
| + | * New Jersey (There's a reason we call Princeton the deoderant in the arm-pit of America). | ||
| + | * Open Space. | ||
| + | * A strong emphasis on undergraduate education. | ||
* Elitist Eating clubs | * Elitist Eating clubs | ||
* WASPy pedigrees | * WASPy pedigrees | ||
* Suburban indolence | * Suburban indolence | ||
* Country-club air | * Country-club air | ||
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| + | And they graduated [[Aaron Burr]], who was so upset at the inferior quality of his education that he killed [[Alexander Hamilton]] in a jealous fit of rage. | ||
Playwright [[Tony Kushner]] ridiculed Princeton during his 2004 [[Class Day]] address. Admittedly, that's not exactly very hard to do. | Playwright [[Tony Kushner]] ridiculed Princeton during his 2004 [[Class Day]] address. Admittedly, that's not exactly very hard to do. | ||
[[Category:Universities]] | [[Category:Universities]] | ||
Revision as of 22:50, 1 April 2007
Princeton University is the Anti-Columbia. Think of it as the Ivy League Anti-Christ. They stand for eveything we hate:
- New Jersey (There's a reason we call Princeton the deoderant in the arm-pit of America).
- Open Space.
- A strong emphasis on undergraduate education.
- Elitist Eating clubs
- WASPy pedigrees
- Suburban indolence
- Country-club air
And they graduated Aaron Burr, who was so upset at the inferior quality of his education that he killed Alexander Hamilton in a jealous fit of rage.
Playwright Tony Kushner ridiculed Princeton during his 2004 Class Day address. Admittedly, that's not exactly very hard to do.
