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A prestigious Rabi Scholar, Srikar attempted to take 9 classes but was ultimately shut down by Dean Simon Bird. Often found in the Hartley Computer lab, Srikar is known for working furiously into the night and disappearing during the day.  
 
A prestigious Rabi Scholar, Srikar attempted to take 9 classes but was ultimately shut down by Dean Simon Bird. Often found in the Hartley Computer lab, Srikar is known for working furiously into the night and disappearing during the day.  
  
==Personal Information==
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==Basketball Scouting Report==
  
 
Standing at 5'9, Srikar was ranked the #1 shooting guard in India. Known for a deadly jumpshot but absolutely no speed, stamina, or muscle, he was widely regarded as a shooting threat that would add greatly to Columbia's limited offensive skillset. However, after coming to Columbia to play on the basketball team, Srikar sadly found out that American basketball is drastically different from Indian basketball. He sadly couldn't even make the girls intramural team. After a year of dedication and training, he was allowed to play with the Columbia Under-12 basketball team.
 
Standing at 5'9, Srikar was ranked the #1 shooting guard in India. Known for a deadly jumpshot but absolutely no speed, stamina, or muscle, he was widely regarded as a shooting threat that would add greatly to Columbia's limited offensive skillset. However, after coming to Columbia to play on the basketball team, Srikar sadly found out that American basketball is drastically different from Indian basketball. He sadly couldn't even make the girls intramural team. After a year of dedication and training, he was allowed to play with the Columbia Under-12 basketball team.

Revision as of 00:48, 30 January 2014

Srikar is so cute

History

Known as the world's smartest chocolate labrador, Srikar was born in India, lived in India, and raised in India. Fell in love with a dog at age 3 but the dog died.

Academic Success

A prestigious Rabi Scholar, Srikar attempted to take 9 classes but was ultimately shut down by Dean Simon Bird. Often found in the Hartley Computer lab, Srikar is known for working furiously into the night and disappearing during the day.

Basketball Scouting Report

Standing at 5'9, Srikar was ranked the #1 shooting guard in India. Known for a deadly jumpshot but absolutely no speed, stamina, or muscle, he was widely regarded as a shooting threat that would add greatly to Columbia's limited offensive skillset. However, after coming to Columbia to play on the basketball team, Srikar sadly found out that American basketball is drastically different from Indian basketball. He sadly couldn't even make the girls intramural team. After a year of dedication and training, he was allowed to play with the Columbia Under-12 basketball team.

Mating Calls

  • CAWCAW CAWCAW
  • NO DOUBT