User:WhatYouKnowAboutThat

My name is Eddie Beaulac. And I am a prestigious member of the Columbia College Class of 2008. I am also the eloquent author of Eternal, Miserable Suffering and a member of Pi Kappa Alpha. Pike is uber cool. We have lots of parties and I get very drunk. My blog is really awesome too. You should read it. I make fun of fat chicks even though I, myself, fluctuate between "chubby" and "obese" (or at least that is what my doctor tells me). I like making fun of people that are in cooler frats than I am and hate Barnard girls (even though they are the only ones who obey) and women in general, especially women drivers. They are stupid!!! Hahahahahaha. If men didn't have penises I think I would prefer having sex with them seeing as how much I hate dem hoes. But, I mean, I've always been one for the back door anyway (Hey, Kosdan, why haven't you called?) Here is a flattering photo of me and my amazing bod.