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ATTENTION: this party is cla$$y as fuck. semi formal w emphasis on the formal. dress to impress. no jeans. | ATTENTION: this party is cla$$y as fuck. semi formal w emphasis on the formal. dress to impress. no jeans. | ||
| − | On 1/25/14 Vareli hosted Franqui Messinger's 20th birthday party, possibly the best banger to ever occur in the vicinity of the Heights Bar and Grill. The full open bar resulted in drunker debauchery including the consumption of several cartons worth of | + | On 1/25/14 Vareli hosted Franqui Messinger's 20th birthday party, possibly the best banger to ever occur in the vicinity of the Heights Bar and Grill. The full open bar resulted in drunker debauchery including the consumption of several cartons worth of cigarettes, which resulted in 3 curtain fires and in Malcolm Johnson's permanent ejection from the venue. It is also rumored that Franqui was host to at least 100 body shots and several lines off her ass. Needless to say, nothing in this article can be substantiated. |
Revision as of 19:59, 29 January 2014
ATTENTION: this party is cla$$y as fuck. semi formal w emphasis on the formal. dress to impress. no jeans.
On 1/25/14 Vareli hosted Franqui Messinger's 20th birthday party, possibly the best banger to ever occur in the vicinity of the Heights Bar and Grill. The full open bar resulted in drunker debauchery including the consumption of several cartons worth of cigarettes, which resulted in 3 curtain fires and in Malcolm Johnson's permanent ejection from the venue. It is also rumored that Franqui was host to at least 100 body shots and several lines off her ass. Needless to say, nothing in this article can be substantiated.
