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On 1/25/14 Vareli hosted Franqui Messinger's 20th birthday party, possibly the best banger ever to occur in the vicinity of the Heights Bar and Grill. The full open bar resulted in drunken debauchery including the consumption of several cartons worth of cigarettes, which resulted in 3 curtain fires and in Malcolm Johnson's permanent ejection from the venue. The birthday cake was in the shape of a marijuana leaf and featured a full 20 joint candle set. It is also rumored that Franqui was host to at least 100 body shots and several lines off her ass. Needless to say, nothing in this article can be substantiated.

ATTENTION: this party is cla$$y as fuck. semi formal w emphasis on the formal. dress to impress. no jeans.

Nigga what?