Fordham University

Local Catholic university. Has one campus in The Bronx and another near Lincoln Center. Generally, the former is filled with conservative jocks and the latter with performing arts major hipsters who seem like they ought to be going to NYU or neighboring Julliard.

We pay good money for them to come along and get their asses whipped by our football team every year during the Liberty Cup.

Apparently, their endowment is going down like an altar boy.