Office of the General Counsel

Lawyers.

They protect the university's good name, but sometimes go overboard. Example: meddling in movie scripts to keep the Columbia name out of films produced on campus.

Henry VI

Cade: I thank you, good people—there shall be no money; all shall eat and drink on my score, and I will apparel them all in one livery, that they may agree like brothers, and worship me their lord.

Dick: The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

Cade: Nay, that I mean to do.