The Penthouse Club

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The Penthouse Club is claimed to have been the most epic dorm party thrown in the history of Columbia. The entire 8th floor of McBain was transformed into one large club, with overflow to the 5th, 6th, and 7th floors. It is rumored that over half of the Class of '13 showed up at McBain that night.

Notable quotes

  • "I'M SO DRUNK" -Some Girl
  • "The worst party me or any RA has seen or will ever see" -Some RA
  • "I'm going to need public safety. Badly. Send them to McBain 8" - Some RA
  • "No more white russians... can I get another kamikaze?" - Some Guy
  • "I think I just saw some girl hook up with five other girls" - A different guy

Anyone who was anyone was there. If you missed it, you missed it.