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What one has when, after being in Butler Library for too long, one's threshold for attractiveness in the opposite gender is decreased dramatically. Such a person is known as "having Butler goggles".

Symptoms include:

  • staring at those whom you wouldn't even glance at normally
  • an abnormal desire to hook up in the stacks
  • increased masturbation to Facebook pictures.
  • overall horniness