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'''Christopher Mark Morris-Lent''' has been known to remodel train stations between classes, making them more efficient in heat retention.  Occasionally he treads water for three days in a row, conditioning his body for absurd physical exertions.<ref>Reference required.</ref>  He is an expert in  stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.<ref>Reference required.</ref>  Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, he once single-handedly defended a village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.<ref>Reference required.</ref>  He was courted by the Mets.<ref>Reference required.</ref>  Children trust him.<ref>Reference required.</ref> He can navigate the Barnard tunnels with his eyes closed.  He can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.<ref>Reference required.</ref>  While vacationing in Canada, he successfully negotiated with a small group of terrorists who had seized a small  bakery.<ref>Reference required.</ref>  The laws of physics do not apply to him.<ref>Reference required.</ref>
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'''Christopher Mark Morris-Lent''' (alias '''CML''') [[Columbia College|CC]] '[[2010|10]]  contributed to ''[[The Blue and White]]'' and [[Bwog]]. He began by writing for Bwog on Columbia sports, and appears to despise [[Frontiers of Science]] more than most.
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There was a rumor around Spec that CML was actually a computer, churning a ridiculous amount of articles, one after another. This has yet to be proven false.
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[[Category:Columbia College alumni|Morris-Lent]]
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[[Category:English majors|Morris-Lent]]

Latest revision as of 09:01, 25 May 2013

See also Christopher Mark Morris-Lent's entry in Columbia's directory.

Christopher Mark Morris-Lent (alias CML) CC '10 contributed to The Blue and White and Bwog. He began by writing for Bwog on Columbia sports, and appears to despise Frontiers of Science more than most.

There was a rumor around Spec that CML was actually a computer, churning a ridiculous amount of articles, one after another. This has yet to be proven false.

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