Jonathan Barrios

Early Life

Jonathan Barrios was born on August 1, 1995, in Allendale, New Jersey. From a young age, Jonathan very much enjoyed apple picking and drinking lemonade. He spent his summers at Camp Cobbosseecontee, where he made friends while learning to tie elaborate knots, engaging in archery, and lake sailing. He was inducted into the Justice League at the age of 6, but he resigned to take up the bass clarinet in Allendale Philharmonic Orchestra.

College Life

During NSOP, Jonathan was approached by members of administration to pose as the next "Alma Mater."

Famous Quotes

• "AF"
• "I don't want your money."
• "Hey, uh guys...we have a math competition coming up."
• "Hi! I'm Jonathan Barrios."
• "I pulled my fifth all nighter of the week for Chem Lab. And I'm not even in Chem Lab any more."

Rumor Mill

• If you stare into his eyes for too long, you will receive a deep understanding of life, the universe, and everything (Note: you may go mad!)
• A brush of his fingertips is not for the feint of heart.
• They say his French is the auditory manifestation of lavender.
• If you hold his hand, eggplant will no longer have a flavor.
• Unfortunately, he's only going to break, break, break, break, break your heart.