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It's all about Kleos, duh.
 
It's all about Kleos, duh.
  
Lit Hum I Lite:
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== Lit Hum I Lite ==
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*Achilles is a Momma's Boy
 
*Achilles is a Momma's Boy
 
*Odysseus has crazy sex appeal
 
*Odysseus has crazy sex appeal
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*The old testament God is schizophrenic
 
*The old testament God is schizophrenic
 
*It sucks to be Job
 
*It sucks to be Job
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== Lit Hum II Lite ==
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* Two for the price of one. An Iliad and an Odyssey.
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* Babies are evil!
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* Which circle of hell will your i-banker and lawyer parents go to?
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* Ten people had an orgy in the countryside.
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* Find out all about my medieval eating and shitting schedule.
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* It's not just King Lear who's fucked up.
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* Don Quixote's fucked up too.
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* A woman's place is in marriage (and in the kitchen). Don't elope.
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* Murderer!
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* Time passes. There's a window. More time passes. There's a painting. More time passes. Welcome to the boring world of post-modern garbage.
  
 
[[Category:Core Curriculum]]
 
[[Category:Core Curriculum]]

Revision as of 15:48, 9 March 2007

Sing, Muse.

It's all about Kleos, duh.

Lit Hum I Lite

  • Achilles is a Momma's Boy
  • Odysseus has crazy sex appeal
  • Herodotus makes stuff up
  • Thucydidies likes to think he's a real historian. Makes up quotes.
  • Oedipus loved his Mother.
  • Clytemnestra is a stone cold bitch
  • Medea is a psycho femi-nazi
  • The greeks had sex with little boys. And Socrates makes stuff up.
  • The old testament God is schizophrenic
  • It sucks to be Job

Lit Hum II Lite

  • Two for the price of one. An Iliad and an Odyssey.
  • Babies are evil!
  • Which circle of hell will your i-banker and lawyer parents go to?
  • Ten people had an orgy in the countryside.
  • Find out all about my medieval eating and shitting schedule.
  • It's not just King Lear who's fucked up.
  • Don Quixote's fucked up too.
  • A woman's place is in marriage (and in the kitchen). Don't elope.
  • Murderer!
  • Time passes. There's a window. More time passes. There's a painting. More time passes. Welcome to the boring world of post-modern garbage.