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ATTENTION: this party is cla$$y as fuck. semi formal w emphasis on the formal. dress to impress. no jeans.
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Vareli, nee Domain, nee Vareli, was a tiny, overpriced restaurant located between [[The Heights]] and [[Possibilities@Columbia]] you could bring home to your parents. It closed sometime in spring 2015 (but no one really knows when because, like [[Ricky's]], no media outlet covered it).
  
On 1/25/14 Vareli hosted Franqui Messinger's 20th birthday party, possibly the best banger to ever occur in the vicinity of the Heights Bar and Grill. The full open bar resulted in drunker debauchery including the consumption of several cartons worth of cigarettes that resulted in 3 curtain fires and in Malcolm Johnson's permanent ejection from the venue. It is also rumored that Franqui was host to at least 100 body shots and several lines off her ass. Needless to say, nothing in this article can be substantiated by anyone over 21 years of age.
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[[Alpha Epsilon Pi]] loved throwing parties there.
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On January 25th, 2014, Vareli hosted Franqui Messinger's 20th birthday party, possibly the best banger ever to occur in the vicinity of the torched [[Heights Bar and Grill]]. The full open bar resulted in drunken debauchery including the consumption of several cartons worth of cigarettes, which resulted in 3 curtain fires and in Malcolm Johnson's permanent ejection from the venue. The birthday cake was in the shape of a marijuana leaf and featured a full 20 joint candle set.
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Latest revision as of 11:16, 2 September 2020

Vareli, nee Domain, nee Vareli, was a tiny, overpriced restaurant located between The Heights and Possibilities@Columbia you could bring home to your parents. It closed sometime in spring 2015 (but no one really knows when because, like Ricky's, no media outlet covered it).

Alpha Epsilon Pi loved throwing parties there.

On January 25th, 2014, Vareli hosted Franqui Messinger's 20th birthday party, possibly the best banger ever to occur in the vicinity of the torched Heights Bar and Grill. The full open bar resulted in drunken debauchery including the consumption of several cartons worth of cigarettes, which resulted in 3 curtain fires and in Malcolm Johnson's permanent ejection from the venue. The birthday cake was in the shape of a marijuana leaf and featured a full 20 joint candle set.