War on Fun

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The War on Fun is a campaign by the administration to prevent students from going to any parties except the co-opted, regulated, lame "events" sanctioned by the aforementioned administration.

A prime example is the way the university converted the popular "40s on 40" into a much less exciting "40 Days" event. Similarly, Bacchanal is no longer allowed to hold parties off campus, i.e., at establishments serving beverages of the ethanol persuasion.

The ongoing NYPD crackdown on loose restrictions on IDs in local bars is often lumped in with the "war on fun," but is actually merely an unfortunate coincidence.

Students looking for fun should probably consider downtown and Brooklyn. You came to Columbia so you could party in the city rather than at a frat anyway, right?

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