Difference between revisions of "Yale University"
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[[Image:Yaleclub.jpg|thumb|During its annual club fair, Yalies sample totally non-sinister, non-exclusive extracurriculars]] | [[Image:Yaleclub.jpg|thumb|During its annual club fair, Yalies sample totally non-sinister, non-exclusive extracurriculars]] | ||
| − | [[Image:Yaleskulls.jpg|thumb|Yale seniors participate in the traditional posing with human remains, shortly before engaging in the traditional overthrow of democratically-elected governments | + | [[Image:Yaleskulls.jpg|thumb|Yale seniors participate in the traditional posing with human remains, shortly before engaging in the traditional overthrow of democratically-elected governments]] |
| − | '''Yale University''' is, improbably, located in a small, crime-riddled ghetto. This is incomprehensible, as many generations of Columbians know it is far better to be located in a large, crime-riddle ghetto. | + | '''Yale University''' is, improbably, located in a small, crime-riddled ghetto. This is incomprehensible, as many generations of Columbians know it is far better to be located in a large, crime-riddle ghetto. Yet the allure of Yale remains, inexplicably, for some. |
| − | Perhaps it is because their last names trail into Roman numerals too large for us to read, because they enjoy clubs named for decomposing body parts, or have an urge to be on the fast track to a job undermining foreign governments. | + | Perhaps it is because their last names trail into Roman numerals too large for us to read, because they enjoy clubs named for decomposing body parts, or have an urge to be on the fast track to a job undermining foreign governments (and, more recently, [[w:Bush v. Gore|the domestic government as well]]). |
Yale also posseses the following characteristics: | Yale also posseses the following characteristics: | ||
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*Lots of presidents and potential presidents seem to come from there | *Lots of presidents and potential presidents seem to come from there | ||
*The above may have something to do with its shady, scary centuries-old WASP clubs with names evoking the remnants of death. Perhaps. | *The above may have something to do with its shady, scary centuries-old WASP clubs with names evoking the remnants of death. Perhaps. | ||
| + | *The nation's first postmodern law school, which calls itself such without teaching law | ||
*Makes excellent [http://www.yalelock.com/ locks] and [http://yale.com/ forklifts]. | *Makes excellent [http://www.yalelock.com/ locks] and [http://yale.com/ forklifts]. | ||
==Columbia vs. Yale football images== | ==Columbia vs. Yale football images== | ||
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| + | In days of yore, at least someone paid enough attention to Columbia [[football]] to make cool posters and lithographs and things. Here are some that survive from games with Yale: | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
Revision as of 04:07, 30 April 2008
Yale University is, improbably, located in a small, crime-riddled ghetto. This is incomprehensible, as many generations of Columbians know it is far better to be located in a large, crime-riddle ghetto. Yet the allure of Yale remains, inexplicably, for some.
Perhaps it is because their last names trail into Roman numerals too large for us to read, because they enjoy clubs named for decomposing body parts, or have an urge to be on the fast track to a job undermining foreign governments (and, more recently, the domestic government as well).
Yale also posseses the following characteristics:
- Harvard hates it, for some inexplicable reason
- Has a massive inferiority complex when it comes to Harvard
- Basketball coach Joe Jones' brother coaches there
- Lots of presidents and potential presidents seem to come from there
- The above may have something to do with its shady, scary centuries-old WASP clubs with names evoking the remnants of death. Perhaps.
- The nation's first postmodern law school, which calls itself such without teaching law
- Makes excellent locks and forklifts.
Columbia vs. Yale football images
In days of yore, at least someone paid enough attention to Columbia football to make cool posters and lithographs and things. Here are some that survive from games with Yale:
