King's Quest

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King's Quest, also known as the King's Crown, is an alleged 'challenge' of allegedly murky origin that is allegedly well known among certain segments of the fraternity population. The challenge is simple: have sex in each of three campus locations.

  1. The Butler stacks
  2. The roofs (cannot be a dorm roof)
  3. The tunnels

By one account, the pairing must be with a Barnard student, and some versions substitute the gym or swimming pool for the tunnels. Additional variations include having sex during Bacchanal weekend and completing each stage of the quest with a different companion. A variation known as Dante's Laurels has it that they must be achieved in an order that parallels the Divine Comedy: tunnels (Inferno), stacks (Purgatorio), roof (Paradiso), over the course of one day.