Santa Claus
Santa in Butler 301. He is not a myth.
Santa Claus usually has little reason to visit Columbia, but he will occasionally appear to graduate students in Butler Library who are on the good list. As masterfully proven by Francis Pharcellus Church CC 1859, he is most definitely real.[1]
References
- ↑ "Is There a Santa Clause?, New York Sun, 21 September 1987. See also Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus (Wikipedia).
