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Philadelphia is an awesome city approximately 90 miles southwest of [[New York]].  Founded by [[William Penn]] in 1680, it is one of the oldest cities in the country.  Penn planned Philadelphia so that the streets would run either north-south or east-west, creating a grid system that would be easy to navigate (unlike most European cities, in which the streets just jut out every which way and it's impossible to find anything).  This idea was later adopted by [[New York City]] as it stretched across [[Manhattan]] into what is now [[Midtown]].
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'''Philadelphia''' is an city approximately 90 miles southwest of [[New York]].   
  
Though Philadelphia has a high murder rate and [[UPenn]], it is for the most part a nice cityJust stay downtown and don't go East, North, or West (you might get shot).  Go to South Philly for cheesesteaks and Italian food or to see the World Champion [[Philadelphia Phillies]] beat up on some crappy team like the [[Mets]].
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Founded by [[William Penn]] in 1680, it is one of the oldest cities in the countryPenn planned Philadelphia so that the streets would run either north-south or east-west, creating a grid system that would be easy to navigate (unlike most European cities, in which the streets just jut out every which way and it's impossible to find anything).  This idea was later adopted by [[New York City]] as it stretched across [[Manhattan]] into what is now [[Midtown]].
  
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Philadelphia was also the birthplace of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, a fact which has been endlessly fetishized by turning half of the city center into a colonial theme park. Don't let a Philadelphian make you believe the city was the country's first capital, though: the official designation belongs to New York.
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Though Philadelphia has a high murder rate and is home to [[UPenn]], limited parts of it are fairly nice.  Just stay downtown and don't go East, North, or West (you might get shot).  Go to South Philly for cheesesteaks and Italian food or to see the World Champion [[Philadelphia Phillies]] beat up on some crappy team like the [[Mets]].
  
 
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Revision as of 02:36, 28 April 2009

Philadelphia is an city approximately 90 miles southwest of New York.

Founded by William Penn in 1680, it is one of the oldest cities in the country. Penn planned Philadelphia so that the streets would run either north-south or east-west, creating a grid system that would be easy to navigate (unlike most European cities, in which the streets just jut out every which way and it's impossible to find anything). This idea was later adopted by New York City as it stretched across Manhattan into what is now Midtown.

Philadelphia was also the birthplace of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, a fact which has been endlessly fetishized by turning half of the city center into a colonial theme park. Don't let a Philadelphian make you believe the city was the country's first capital, though: the official designation belongs to New York.

Though Philadelphia has a high murder rate and is home to UPenn, limited parts of it are fairly nice. Just stay downtown and don't go East, North, or West (you might get shot). Go to South Philly for cheesesteaks and Italian food or to see the World Champion Philadelphia Phillies beat up on some crappy team like the Mets.