Ohio State

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Ohio State (officially and annoyingly The Ohio State University) is a fairly prototypical big state school, filled with booze, ball games, and blondes.[1] Sometimes, learning happens there too, and it's not half bad, especially compared to state schools back East.

The most important thing to know about Ohio State is that it hates the University of Michigan like Albanians hate Serbs.


  1. This basically makes it everything that Columbia is not, although not in the same way as Princeton (though the two share a predeliction for the color orange), and not nearly to the same degree as the University of Arizona.