Speccie

A Speccie is a student who work extensively for the editorial section of, or is primarily associated with the Spectator.

Speccies form an idiosyncratic campus clique defined primarily by how their work for the Spectator affects the rest of their college experience. Among other things, Speccies commonly sacrifice part or all of their social lives, as well as a substantial amount of their sleeping and class schedule to furthering their work at Spectator.

How to identify a Speccie

While Speccies are a very well-adapted student species, able to co-exist and mimic almost any other feature found in a 'normal' college student, there are a few tell-tale signs to identify a Speccie:

At a distance, any student walking down College Walk at 7 a.m. on a Wednesday with a Red Bull in one hand and a cigarette in the other WTHOUT TRYING TO BE IRONIC ABOUT IT is likely to be a Speccie. Speccies can also be commonly seen walking into their primordial den on 111th Street ("the Spec office"), walking quickly behind prominent University administrators while furiously scribbling down a notebook, or sitting in the back of a lecture unsuccessfully trying to show hide their displeasure/boredom while writing on what their editor told them would be "a really interesting, controversial debate."

Certain sub-genres of Speccies can be very easily and accurately identified in conversation. Depending on their genus, a Speccie will immediately become aroused and lurch into excited speech at the mention of either:

a) Bollinger's Global University Initiative
b) the 197-a Alternative Zoning Proposal
c) Next year's Cornell baseball line-up
d) Romanesko's blog posting that day

Main Speccie Features

As mentioned, Speccies blend well in the campus environment. They generally speak and approach critical issue with a tinge of irony and self-deprecation, though some long-time Speccie scholars have suggested this demeanor is actually a bluff mechanism to cover their enthusiasm about Columbia and healthy amount of ego.

Speccies reject being thought of as cool, but also don't consider themselves dorks. In reality, some Speccies are cool, and many are dorks.

Speccies have a love-hate affair with authority. They generally don't form cordial relationships with professors or administrators. When they do achieve a level of intimacy with any professor/administrator, they generally undo any closeness by writing something bad about said professor/administrator.

Most Speccies perform under their academic potential at Columbia, and sleep very little. While these conditions would prompt most students to be depressed, Speccies see their lack of high GPA's and constant sleep deprivation as some type of merit badge. A common Speccie saying explaining this phenomenon goes: "School, Sleep, Spec. Pick two."

Speccest

Speccies are generally social with other student species, but abhor mating outside their own kind. An old saying concisely describes this behavior: Speccies are friends with everybody, but they only date each other.

Speccest, as Speccie dating is called, is traditionally discouraged by the powers that be within the Spectator organization.

Speccest is particularly notable after a semi-monthly gathering where Speccies gather to drink away the awkardness until they black out, then make out / go home with people they didn't mean to, ensuring there will be enough awkwardness to go around during the next gathering. Such 'Spectails,' as the events are called, are commonly broken up before midnight, by which time several freshman Speccies have normally already been CAVA'd.

Admittedly, others just find the parties as typical as any other college party.s