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[[Image:Cornell.jpg|thumb|Cornell students visit Ithaca's beautiful gorges to engage in their school's most popular pastime: swimming!]]
  
'''Cornell University''' is [[New York State]]'s other [[Ivy League]] school. Located in some far-off upstate wilderness, it's known for being filled with Columbia rejects, having a [[SUNY]] agriculture school, and a hotel management academy. In addition, it was recently discovered that they have an "Interior Design" major. And it's not even in the Hotel School.
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'''Cornell University''' is [[New York State]]'s other [[Ivy League]] school. Located in the gorgeous upstate Finger Lakes region, it's known for being filled with highly creative and intelligent students, having phenomenal physical science academics, a top engineering program, and the top ranked architecture program in the country. In addition, it was recently discovered that Carl Sagan and Richard Feynman taught there, in addition to Bill Nye (who is also an alum).
  
Cornell students are often noted for their insistence on reminding everyone that they went to an Ivy League school. For example, when alumni from each of the eight Ivy League schools were asked where they attended college, they responded:
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Cornell students are often noted for their indifference to their Ivy League status. For example, when alumni from each of the eight Ivy League schools were asked where they attended college, they responded:
  
 
:[[Harvard]] Grad: I attended Harvard University.
 
:[[Harvard]] Grad: I attended Harvard University.
 
:[[Yale]] Grad: I went to Yale.
 
:[[Yale]] Grad: I went to Yale.
 
:[[Princeton]] Grad: I went to Princeton.
 
:[[Princeton]] Grad: I went to Princeton.
:Columbia Grad: I went to Columbia.
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:[[Columbia]] Grad: I went to Columbia, did you know it's Ivy?
 
:[[Dartmouth]] Grad: I went to Dartmouth.
 
:[[Dartmouth]] Grad: I went to Dartmouth.
 
:[[Brown]] Grad: I went to Brown.
 
:[[Brown]] Grad: I went to Brown.
 
:[[Penn]] Grad: I went to Penn...the Ivy League, not the state school.
 
:[[Penn]] Grad: I went to Penn...the Ivy League, not the state school.
:Cornell Grad: I have an Ivy League education.
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:[[Cornell]] Grad: I attended Cornell University.
 
 
Cornell students also tend to don "Ithaca Is Gorges" shirts. These reflect pride in the university's dramatic rate of picturesque [[suicide]]s, in which it rivals [[NYU]].  
 
  
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Cornell students also tend to don "Ithaca Is Gorges" shirts. These reflect pride in the university's incredible natural beauty, as compared to Manhattans dirt, grime and congestion.
 
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Revision as of 19:19, 26 April 2009

Cornell students visit Ithaca's beautiful gorges to engage in their school's most popular pastime: swimming!

Cornell University is New York State's other Ivy League school. Located in the gorgeous upstate Finger Lakes region, it's known for being filled with highly creative and intelligent students, having phenomenal physical science academics, a top engineering program, and the top ranked architecture program in the country. In addition, it was recently discovered that Carl Sagan and Richard Feynman taught there, in addition to Bill Nye (who is also an alum).

Cornell students are often noted for their indifference to their Ivy League status. For example, when alumni from each of the eight Ivy League schools were asked where they attended college, they responded:

Harvard Grad: I attended Harvard University.
Yale Grad: I went to Yale.
Princeton Grad: I went to Princeton.
Columbia Grad: I went to Columbia, did you know it's Ivy?
Dartmouth Grad: I went to Dartmouth.
Brown Grad: I went to Brown.
Penn Grad: I went to Penn...the Ivy League, not the state school.
Cornell Grad: I attended Cornell University.

Cornell students also tend to don "Ithaca Is Gorges" shirts. These reflect pride in the university's incredible natural beauty, as compared to Manhattans dirt, grime and congestion.